I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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