my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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