ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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