if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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