"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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