Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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