Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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