remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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