Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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