# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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