What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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