It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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