Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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