I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I feel like abortions should bother me more
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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