He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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