No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just pee around me
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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