went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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