I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
My liver just had a heart attack.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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