Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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