He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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