me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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