seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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