Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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