i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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