I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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