remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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