Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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