We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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