Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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