no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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