Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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