He had one of those small greek statue penises
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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