So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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