Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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