Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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