Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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