yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
