i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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