i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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