I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
3 2 1 whiskey
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