dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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