He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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