Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
