if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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