its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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