Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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