Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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