Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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