would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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