YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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